“what is this.. pain in my chest?”
said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days
Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?
It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.
Did you know that was coming?
He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.
Do you know why?
All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.
But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past.
Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.
whose lion is it anyway. the hot new show on nbc where no one knows whose lion this is. wow ok follow for more posts like this
introverts: sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea
extroverts: throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello
introverts: plant a flower, water it every day, pull weeds for charity
extroverts: destroy gardens, cut down trees for no reason, eat sawdust
Ali Michael by Petra Collins for Oyster #104
credit to this kid in my class